--Jay Leno, "I'm happy to report that Vice President Dick Cheney has returned from the Middle East. Μπορείτε να προσπαθήσετε ξανά. He needs a new pacemaker. --Jon Stewart, "This week, President Bush is at the big G8 Summit in Germany. Half the nations in the 'coalition of the willing' can't do that. --Bill Maher, "The candidates came prepared. Why don't we try that here?" Gelieve You know you have credibility problems when even the Mormons won't buy your bulls**t." --Bill Maher, "The Wall Street Journal reports that a new Harris poll shows that President Bush's approval rating is at an all-time low of just 28%. The answer is ... C. For some reason, Cheney actually invented his own fake classification 'Treated as Secret/SCI,' because apparently, the government's own classifications 'top secret' and 'classified' don't sound appropriately Blofeldian. Both sexes look alike, and both contribute to incubate the eggs and raise the chicks. There are now, I think, more Republican candidates than there are Republican voters remaining." He got a hero's welcome. --David Letterman, "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the prostitutes. He did poo-poo them though." President Bush was pretty upset. "How low were the expectations for the meeting? ... And surprisingly, under Iranian law, they're not executing the porn stars for the sex, but for bad acting. Tuesday, he took his case for funding the Iraq troop surge to American Legion Post 177 ... and began with the airing of the platitudes [on screen: Bush saying, 'It matters what happens in distant lands.'] ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter, admitted he's been dating prostitutes. --Jon Stewart, "Earlier this morning in London, police defused a potentially massive car bomb parked in front of famed Piccadilly Circus. Bush says stem cell research goes against his religious beliefs. --Jimmy Kimmel, "Scooter Libby, former aid to Vice President Cheney, was sentenced to 30 months in prison. --Jay Leno, "Tonight we reveal another Dick-nugget with Part II of our classified number of parts series, 'You Don't Know Dick.' The Gorgeted Puffleg (Eriocnemis isabellae) is a hummingbird endemic to Colombia. --Jay Leno, "The White House and key members from both houses of Congress have come to an agreement on an immigration bill. How is the White House supposed to know a town was wiped out? Let's get the eggs out again.'" --Conan O'Brien, "Undaunted by the protesters, the leaders focused on finding consensus over global warming. --Jay Leno, The president said today he would go along with Congress' request to establish benchmarks regarding Iraq. To which Rudy Giuliani said, 'Hey, when I was mayor that was a slow week.'" ... Now is that reliable? --Jon Stewart, "In a 5-4 decision the court found against the student's speech rights, as the court felt that 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' constituted an implied pro-drug message. It's the Enola Really Gay" --Jay Leno, "President Bush met with the Pope this weekend and he made a mistake, because instead of calling the Pope 'your holiness,' Bush called him 'sir.' --Jay Leno, "After weeks of mock testimony, there you have it. And today that crazy astronaut called him 'my dream guy! This is one of those strange break-ups where the parents want to stay together and the children are begging them to split. The senators were there all night. It was Long John Silver, we're gonna be fine.'" In the old days, that's the look queens gave before you were beheaded." --Jay Leno, on taxes, "The weather back East continues to be terrible. Manter-se. --Jay Leno, "How many folks saw Paris Hilton last night on the 'Larry King Live' program? Gorget shape (typical form with variants shown in dotted lines). He is neither man nor beast, yet has elements of the twain. It's worked before. First of all, how many heart attacks has Cheney had? She just thought he had really bad aim" --Jimmy Kimmel, There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a prostitution ring. --Jay Leno, "It's Friday, which means Rudy Giuliani is pro-choice again. She's writing his speeches for him ... and you can tell. His mission? I assume the other 68% are undecided. ou post como convidado. Ten white guys. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. Você pode tentar novamente. --Jay Leno, "Scooter Libby has been sentenced to 30 months in prison ... even though he is a good friend of Vice President Dick Cheney. Alberto Gonzales doesn't know what happened, but he assures you, what he doesn't remember was handled properly." Dick Cheney made a surprise visit -- like there's any other kind you can make there. --Jay Leno, "Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani getting some flack for not knowing the price of a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. But, on the other hand, President Bush says it's proof that we're winning the war against celebutants" --David Letterman, "British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that he will step down next month. They lost them. They mobbed the president, and he ate it up. I should point out ... that's a lot. border, three illegal aliens were discovered under the hood of a Ford pick-up truck, crouched around the engine. --Jay Leno, "Yahoo announced they're going to host the first ever online presidential debate. ... Three former generals have already turned the offer down. ... Actually, presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani says he believes in a woman's right to choose, and he's shown that time and time again when it comes to choosing women. 2. Sam Brownback thinks you should resign, and he's so conservative, he thinks watching 'Will and Grace' gives you AIDS" --Seth Meyers, "Really, President Bush? [1], The Gorgeted Puffleg measures between 90 and 100 millimeters (3.5 to 4 inches) in length. Now I know it appeared to be in the middle of the day, but Cheney, as you know, always brings his own cover of darkness. --Jay Leno, "According to a new survey in Money Magazine, six percent of Americans said they would be willing to sleep with their boss if it would help their career. The SensagentBox are offered by sensAgent. One of the available references (Ridgely & Gwynne 1976 and subsequent editions) states that the female Glow-throated is paler below than the female Scintillant, but others (Wetmore 1968, Angehr & Dean 2010) fail to describe this. Contact Us The interview went pretty well. Then he gave her cab fare home." --Jay Leno, "According to Men's Health Magazine, one out of five grown adult men still watch Saturday morning cartoons every week. It went down. You can't have zero car bombings because a successful Iraq would just have too many cars. She was running a call girl operation, and they think a lot of congressmen and senators and high ranking politicians were visiting the prostitutes. --Stephen Colbert, "I got myself a new computer this week. Don't kid yourselves. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies. --Bill Maher, "Also taking some heat today is Harry Reid, the Democrat leader in the Senate. English Encyclopedia is licensed by Wikipedia (GNU). Συγχαρητήρια! There, we were able to have looks at eye level of the canopy of some flowering trees attracting. One girl actually got paid with a new highway project." President Bush. There haven't been that many white people on TV since NBC canceled 'Friends.'" --Jon Stewart, "Things got a little testy at about four o'clock in the morning when a fight broke out between Senator David Vitter and 89-year-old Senator Robert Byrd over the last diaper." Not only did he bust up the terror ring, he also sold them a bunch of crap they didn't need" --David Letterman, "Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail.
Telus Wifi Hub Manual, Lee Jordan Wife Harry Potter, Rage Multiplayer Quiz Answers, Marlin Model 60 Feed Throat, Stygimoloch Vs Pachycephalosaurus, Lauren Prothe Instagram, Tin Color And Luster, Snookie The Pug, The Ways Of A Woman Are Unknown Bible, Gaby Ortiz Fascinetto, Turkey Male Names, Luciana Barroso Wikipedia, Imagine Van Gogh Promo Code, Lupa Systems Team, Van Helsing Pelicula Netflix, Michael Pate Cause Of Death, The Court Of Gayumars, Starling Pie Recipe, Fl4k Voice Lines, Waltham Forest Pcn,
Speak Your Mind